Monday, 4 August 2008

Application for England Captain

An opportunity has arisen for a prestigious position as both manager and leader in a media-related post. Must like lots of travel, coin tossing, saying hurtful and mean things under one's breath, catching, throwing and occasionally hitting some different coloured balls, a bit of running, sun exposure and wood. Air miles, pedalo hire and jellybabies included. No holidays allowed to India during slogging season.

Salary upon application.

Please send CVs and photos to

Timewasters need not apply.

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