Saturday, 16 August 2008

Eviction Night

"England Big Brother House, this is Nightwatchgirl; you are live on Nightwatchgirl.com, please do not swear. The votes has been counted and verified and I can now reveal that the first player to be evicted from the Big Brother house is...................................(drum roll).

Chris Tremlett.

Chris please pack your bags. You have thirty minutes till I'm coming to get you."

Stuart Broad pretends to look sad. Matt Prior is once again sobbing, but this time with happiness and relief.

So there you have it readers, Chris Tremlett is out, and Matt Prior has survived a very tough vote. Let's hope the England selectors read Nightwatchgirl.

Democracy is the only fair way to decide selection, and democracy has spoken. Although under a Nightwatchgirl dictatorship, there would have been a double eviction.

3 comments:

chinaman said...

I never did comprehend why the english team did not perform to potentials.

Now I will understand. In the form of the Big brother house, its like English cricket for Dummies.

The way our teams are playing, we have to indulge in brief spells of make-belief dictatorships. Mine involves four horses, cuffs and chains - and a circus arena - and the BCCI management queued up in the dungeons.

Greetings from India,
glad to see you blogging with a mission.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Chinaman, fear not that you are a couple of continents away, Nighwatchgirl will keep you uptodate with all that is happening in the world of cricket (twenty20 tomorrow, 4pm BST). She is also glad and relieved you don't run a dictatorship.

chinaman said...

:)