Monday, 22 September 2008

KP Battles Economic Woe for Britain - What a Hero

All Nightwatchgirl does is travel across the pond and on her return, despite the world losing all its pocket change down the back of a really large sofa with extra big cushions and making the governments of the world go find it, Kevin Pietersen is buying a house four sizes too big for him from some poor banker who probably had to sell due to a serious case of over-spending.

The house in question is a whopping and eye-watering £15 million.

£15 million ( just in case you missed it the first time).

Where has he found all this money from?

And what has happened in this world that cricketers are now buying footballers homes and, more importantly where does this leave the humble footballer? Buckingham Palace?

p.s. it's good to be back.


Anonymous said...

How much?
Does it come with a small island attached?

Welcome back.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

I doubt islands are included, which seems slightly unfair.

If Nighwatchgirl was buying a house for that much, she'd expect her own flag (somehow featuring a cricket bat and ball), currency (instead of pounds, how about runs?) and parliament (obviously she would be queen and President - dictatorship? Oh yes).

I feel I'm getting carried away...