Thursday, 16 October 2008

Nightwatchgirl: The Sponsorship Deal of the Century

It has come to Nightwatchgirl's attention that the enormously popular Andrew Flintoff and Kevin Pietersen are now without bat sponsorship.

Nightwatchgirl would like to officially announce that she, a humble blogger, will be competing for the right to have NWG plastered all over their bats.

Given the current credit crunch situation, she can only offer baked goods in return for this sponsorship. On the menu: blueberry muffins, chocolate cake and her speciality: Portuguese tarts. These are all cleverly mixed with Red Bull to give the players maximum energy (and wings, obviously).

So far, her phone calls have not been returned by Flintoff and Pietersen's agents, but she expects to hear from them soon.

NWG will keep you posted.


Jrod said...

I just heard about this in bar, and then here it is on the blog, that's good blogging my dear.

Damith S. said...

Does Rob Key have a bat sponsor.
Cuz thats a done deal right there.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Nightwatchgirl has immediately added pies to the deal to lure Key in to her clutches.

Anonymous said...

Woodworm have gone bust. Adidas have started making bats. They are a bit gross. Ian Bell is about to sign for Adidas as well.

No news on Flintoff's sponsor. I reckon you've got a chance NWG.

Anonymous said...

Hey, what happens if they do not get a 'bat' sponsor? Do they play without?

Like we used to (at the risk of being severely disciplined) with tennis balls in classrooms during breaktimes - hand cricket is what we called it.

Damith S. said...

NWG> Keep me posted on them pies. What kinda pies are we talkin about here.

I need a sponsor too..