Thursday, 6 November 2008
Frightening Photo of 25 year old man in 35 year old's body
To the Australian Cricket Board:
Nightwatchgirl has heard about your new magical spinner Jason Krezja, on whose dainty shoulders rest a nation's hopes and dreams of holding a small urn of Ashes, but he seems to have been locked in a time machine and aged ten years.
NWG knows of many 25 year olds, and none look like him, except those kept out in the sun too long.
Can she suggest factor 50+ sun block and some facials with bird poo and caviar. Apparently they do wonders for the skin. Also some fish oil should help his creaky joints and it's probably sensible to have his eyes tested.