Thursday, 6 November 2008

Frightening Photo of 25 year old man in 35 year old's body




To the Australian Cricket Board:

Nightwatchgirl has heard about your new magical spinner Jason Krezja, on whose dainty shoulders rest a nation's hopes and dreams of holding a small urn of Ashes, but he seems to have been locked in a time machine and aged ten years.

NWG knows of many 25 year olds, and none look like him, except those kept out in the sun too long.

Can she suggest factor 50+ sun block and some facials with bird poo and caviar. Apparently they do wonders for the skin. Also some fish oil should help his creaky joints and it's probably sensible to have his eyes tested.

Yours cheerfully,

Nightwatchgirl

12 comments:

Jrod said...

He is a warning case for the kiddies, too much drinking and drugging ages you quickly.

And he has less to do with the Ashes than a Nicaraguan goat herder.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

How do you know Manuel? That is freaky, jrod. It's a small world afterall. And he does like a bowl, maybe he could be the England ringer for next summer.

Oomby Dave said...

If looks had anything to do with success in cricket you guys would never have lost the ashes in the past two decades, bunch of pretty boys you send out... ;)

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Ahhh, oomby, you fancy the England cricket team. Nightwatchgirl won't tell anyone.

Oomby Dave said...

Sweetheart, you just miss-fielded the point:P

The Nightwatchgirl said...

NWG understood you perfectly Oomby. She's not a dumb blonde, you know.

Oomby Dave said...

Oh Oomby knows exactly what Nightie looks like with your picture in a frame on my bedside:)

The Nightwatchgirl said...

That's naughty Oomby. My secret identity rests with you. Be responsible. Please.

Dace said...

Australians: even the young ones are old.

Brat said...

Iits because of the hole in the ozone layer ;)

Oomby Dave said...

Shane Warne wasn't Mr Handsome (not according to some pommy girls tho:P)but he did get the wickets, that's all he needs to do.

Epyxa Website said...

Not freaky but little weird if you ask me. If I have been in that situation there is no telling ..