Tuesday, 6 January 2009

Episode Three of Star Moores: Revenge of the Players

The battle still rages. World's are colliding. People are being sacrificed. Kevin/Luke and Peter/Darth still have not settled their many disputes. That was until Steve/Obi-wan came on to the scene.

It's been Steve/Obi-wan's wise words ("they've got to get their heads together and have a chat") that have led to the latest development.

Marriage counselling.

The first session was filled with anger and bitterness. There was no communication, no respect until Yoda, the therapist, was forced to separate them.

"Learn to love each other, you must." He kept saying over and over.

Kevin/Luke stamped his feet, crossed his arms and cried. That made Peter/Darth feel bad. After three hours they came to an agreement, of sorts.

They will have another session tomorrow and try to resolve their issues. But let's face it: it's better than war.

1 comment:

Jamie D said...

Cricinfo is reporting that KP has walked - http://content-www.cricinfo.com/england/content/current/story/385633.html and Sky Sports News is talking about it now.