Andrew Symonds made his comeback with a brilliant score of 2 and poor captain Michael Clarke managed to score only 4 runs.
NWG imagines the dressing room to be as follows:
Michael Clarke: "ah look, that's a bugger."
Andrew Symonds: "ah look, don't worry about it pup, we'll be right."
James Hopes: "ah look, well at least I made an effort."
Michael Clarke: "ah look, you're right Hopey, you did great."
Andrew Symonds: "Rack off, pup, I did my best, it's not my fault I haven't played internationally for months..."
And so on. The row continues. And Michael Clarke wishes he had just gone to the IPL and made some pocket money to spend in England this summer.
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Nooooooooooo NWG, when you play the most naturally talented nation in the world, this can happen.
But do not worry, tomorrow, mercurial Pakistan will revive someone's career, allow a record to be broken or give someone on debut a century, hat-trick or a 5-for.
Is this the same for England then?
Yes but...apart from freddy, Eng don't have any natural talent unless they let ravi, owais, sajid, kabir, moin, monty and adil play.......or you, of course. (Nearly missed you out)
NWG wpuld make Australia quake in their boots.
Wow it's about time someone put some common sense into these comments, Poms cannot be trusted to make fair calls and Stani you're about as obvious as a poke in the eye.
And NWG when will you realis that not every sentence an Aussie starts with does not start with 'Ah look'. If you'd like a run down of conversation starters from the Aussie outback i'd gladly provide them.
There you go. I'm also calling the Ashes 5 nil in favour of us :)
Oomby NWG is only joking. Don't take things so seriously.
She forgot to add that she likes Australians, especially their accents.
I think Oomby is a imposter... not a real Aussie...he's far too serious.
Please keep these comments free from common sense because common sense is ...well... exactly that.
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