Thursday, 23 April 2009
Australia lose to Pakistan
What is happening in this world?
Andrew Symonds made his comeback with a brilliant score of 2 and poor captain Michael Clarke managed to score only 4 runs.
NWG imagines the dressing room to be as follows:
Michael Clarke: "ah look, that's a bugger."
Andrew Symonds: "ah look, don't worry about it pup, we'll be right."
James Hopes: "ah look, well at least I made an effort."
Michael Clarke: "ah look, you're right Hopey, you did great."
Andrew Symonds: "Rack off, pup, I did my best, it's not my fault I haven't played internationally for months..."
And so on. The row continues. And Michael Clarke wishes he had just gone to the IPL and made some pocket money to spend in England this summer.