Sunday, 24 May 2009

England Record Still 100%

Today's ODI was a masterclass.

A brilliant example of England's potential.

England can do it.

By that, obviously, NWG means it didn't rain.

Not only did it not rain, it was bright, blue sky and sunshine all day.

England can deliver on the weather. Hurrah.

Oh yeah, and England won.

Woo.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Setting yourself up for a big fall again NWG?

The Nightwatchgirl said...

The weather is one of the many things that are completely unreliable (insert relevant unreliable thing), especially in England. NWG sees absolutely nothing wrong with celebrating all the low pressures and high pressures coming together in exactly the right way (NWG is on shaky ground here) to produce one of the perfect days, not seen here in many, many months. Nothing wrong with that anonymous.

Anonymous said...

Here's something to insert in your brackets: Friends

They're completely unreliable right NWG? You should know all about this so tell us.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Not following anonymous - please expand.

Anonymous said...

Yeah

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Does NWG know anonymous?

Anonymous said...

Once....may be.

Does anyone know NWG? That is the question.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Who is anonymous???? Please email NWG to identify yourself. She's intrigued.

Anonymous said...

May be Anonymous shouldn't bother emailing you...it's probably just a waste of time.

Anon used to have a name. It's a sad story really. Anon used to give his name to everyone he met and they used to give him theirs. Then, one day, he came across someone who did not give her name back to him.

Heartbroken and confused, he went home and in a rash decision, sold his name on ebay. It was a lovely name....didn't go for much though because of the credit crunch. In fact, it end up costing more than what the highest bid was because of the postage and packing. He is now Anonymous.

There have been some offers to make his story into a film. In fact, Anon also hopes to have a sequel in which the name continues to be sold on; markets stools, auctions etc etc, until one day it is bought from off the back of a lorry by who else but that girl. She then returns the name along with her own one to Anonymous who lives happily ever after.

Would you like a tissue NWG?

The Nightwatchgirl said...

sob. That is one (sob) sad, (sob) story.

Anonymous said...

Yes NWG. Do you reckon she'll turn up with both their names...make it a happy ending?

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, thought so.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

NWG is too sad to comment.

Ben said...

as long as it ends with them standing in the rain, things should be okay

Anonymous said...

NWG is always sad. She doesn't realise that others can be sad too. That's truly sad.

Unfortunately Ben, NWG doesn't like standing in the rain... she's worried her hair will get wet.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

NWG loves the rain when there's no cricket because it means her lettuces are growing. Woo.

Anonymous said...

Heartlessly avoids the issue once again.

Sad

The Nightwatchgirl said...

NWG will not be revealing her identity.....


unless.....


England win the Ashes.


And even then, it will only be her first name.

Anonymous said...

Well you may as well not have an identity if its revealing is dependent on England winning the Ashes.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

harsh

Ben said...

To put you out of your angst, I can reveal that NWG's first name is Prudence.

Anonymous said...

NWG only spots others harshness yet seems unaware of their sadness.

Anonymous said...

Haha! V.good Benjamin

The Nightwatchgirl said...

How did you know my name was Prudence Ben? That is frightening. Terrifying, even.

Ben said...

Its not terrifying at all, Prudence is a pretty name.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Not NWG's name, Ben, it's the fact you knew it.

priyan said...

great victory of Ireland on England this world cup is really full of exciting and nail biting drama.


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