Thursday, 21 May 2009
NWG Curses Every Human Joint/Muscle Group/Tendon
With less than 50 days to go, the nerves have started and the stomach is churning, which is the perfect opportunity for the England cricket team to start falling apart from the seams.
Predicted injuries include:
Banging knee when opening fridge for protein shake.
Falling down stairs on way to bat.
Playing a game of hitting each other with a cricket bat on the head to see who passes out first.
Whiplash caused by turning head too quickly to see a ball disappear for six.
Indigestion from too much carrot cake (a common injury).
Fractured hand from lack of co-ordination when trying to drink a pint.
Some type of finger injury from signing too many books during a signing.
Eye strain from playing a staring contest (and losing).
Stitches from a broken mirror after getting irritated with a new wrinkle.
A three day hangover.