...although, I did hear that no one brings the drinks on as fast as Bottomside. May be that's why they brought him back.
Ok Ok, it's not that. If I'm being honest, it's because he's got a left arm. I know the others have too but they don't use them.
Just imagine, a left armed Steve Harmison! I know he'll be more of a danger to square leg than the batsmen but anything to keep ginger out.
We need to start urging people to use their left arm....a nation wide campaign NWG! Then, and only then will Bottomside be left on the Side...or at the Bottom.
They've picked him simply because I put him in one of my fantasy teams :-(
I don't think he will play at Riverside unless someone gets crocked; I'd like an unchanged side so that Tim Bresnan gets more of a workout and Ian Bell is shown that Rav the Chav is getting a good run in the side unless "End" (I'm told that's a joke but I don't get it myself) starts hitting big hundreds for fun.
Rav has a better aura and presence than Bell. The Aussies will respect him more. For me Siders and his hair need more of a workout to prove they are over the injury jinx.
Nightwatchgirl's Pick of the Cricket News this week
Farewell Ricky Ponting and Michael Hussey. NWG always enjoys it when useful Australian batsmen retire, even if one of them is moody and small.
Stuart Broad is on NWG's naughty list. If she ever meets him she would like to educate him in how to be a polite human being instead of being mean to Sir Ian Botham. It's not on Stuart. And that's probably why your heel hurts. Just saying.
Of all the things to invent in the world of cricket, did we really need wickets that light up when they get hit? NWG is doubtful. The Big Bash therefore falls short in terms of innovation. She would have preferred one fielder to have springs in their shoes so they could jump really high or something equally as funny/ridiculous/dangerous.
NWG would like to advertise herself. For once. She advises you all to listen to this podcast and note all the kind things they say about NWG...
NWG would like to thank Patrick Kidd at The Times for putting NWG in the top 50 cricket blogs in the world. She is overwhelmed.
Andrew Symonds makes bold statement: "I'm in a position of responsibility and I can't live irresponsibly. I've realised that." Groundbreaking. (NWG can't bear to take this down)
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11 comments:
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Didn't the ECB take notice of the petition?
Do they not know what happens when they upset NWG?
I fear heads will roll.
maybe it occurred to them that the bowling for the ashes is lacking a bit of experience and they cant pick hoggard because he criticised them
Their brains exploded.
It's like the ECB isn't bothered what is said on NWG. Very strange.
many happy returns of the day NWG!!!!
Thanks V! Much appreciated.
It's almost as if the whole 1st test thing never happened. Has Peter Moores somehow managed to sneak back in??
...although, I did hear that no one brings the drinks on as fast as Bottomside. May be that's why they brought him back.
Ok Ok, it's not that. If I'm being honest, it's because he's got a left arm. I know the others have too but they don't use them.
Just imagine, a left armed Steve Harmison! I know he'll be more of a danger to square leg than the batsmen but anything to keep ginger out.
We need to start urging people to use their left arm....a nation wide campaign NWG! Then, and only then will Bottomside be left on the Side...or at the Bottom.
ryan sidebottom is a fine enough left armer.
u need left armers in your side
You are just in denial :)
They've picked him simply because I put him in one of my fantasy teams :-(
I don't think he will play at Riverside unless someone gets crocked; I'd like an unchanged side so that Tim Bresnan gets more of a workout and Ian Bell is shown that Rav the Chav is getting a good run in the side unless "End" (I'm told that's a joke but I don't get it myself) starts hitting big hundreds for fun.
Rav has a better aura and presence than Bell. The Aussies will respect him more. For me Siders and his hair need more of a workout to prove they are over the injury jinx.
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