Wednesday, 20 May 2009

Symonds Misses Out On Returning To Birthplace

Is it really that time already? Australia has announced their squad for the Ashes and it's making NWG nervous.

Poor Andrew Symonds. He misses out on returning to Birmingham. NWG feels for him. A bit. But lucky Shane Watson, although he did say that he feels "for one of your mates if he doesn't get picked." Yeah right.

But the biggest relief of all?

No Shane Warne. Finally. NWG had nightmares that he would be turning up in England this summer ready to wreak havoc on the poor England side.


10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Watson will get injured and will be replaced by Symonds.

You heard it here first.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Watson seems more injury prone than Flintoff, and that's saying something.

Anonymous said...

It's because he's taken his eye off the ball NWG.

When you start grassing on your fellow professionals and questioning their bowling action, then you deserve all the bad luck you get.

Watson's career will be riddled with injury from now on unless he remembers where he's come from and decides to be a decent human being again.

Jamie Dowling said...

Symonds is the past as far as I'm concerned, Australia are well rid of him.

We should be concentrating on who's in the team rather than who's been left behind. I've never met an Aussie who's happy to just make up the numbers unless consumption of alcohol is involved.

'Tis raining at Headingley. Gives me time to make some early elevenses :)

The Nightwatchgirl said...

carrot cake???

Anonymous said...

Run out have you big girl?

Ben said...

gives NWG a cookie

Anonymous said...

Yes Ben! Millies Plain Choc Chip Cookies mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You can have those NWG - I'll allow you those.

Cannot believe you like carrot cake. It tastes disgusting.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

What are you talking about? Carrot cake is good for the soul...or something

Jamie Dowling said...

Carrot cake is delicious!