NWG was on the edge of her very comfy seat the whole match.
And KP obviously was too scared about NWG's threat to throw cricket balls at him, so he decided to play.
Hurrah.
England aren't out of it.
Yet.
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Congrats NWG.
Are your threats available for hire? Need them for the Pakistan team.
Yes, NWG is happy to threaten a team, as long as they're not about to play England...
Thanks Stani - appreciate your congratulations, but all NWG did was sit very still and try and not move.
I wonder why u were at the edge of your seat, England never looked like losing..
And Eng is through to the Super 8s irrespective of the Oak-Dutch result do nothing to worry abt there.
Q, when it comes to England, no one, not even NWG, can be sure of anything. NWG only counts her chickens once they've hatched and are running round the garden.
Naa, you did more than that NWG. They won because you were there. Was you at the WC final in 1992? No...exactly. What happened? England lost. See what I mean. You.
Where the hell was you with my ticket? I was waiting outside the Oval in the cold and rain. You got some making up to do girl.
Q, I think us Pakistani fans need to start being like NWG now; expecting nothing. We can only take so much heartbreak. While I concentrated on keeping NWG's feet on the ground in regards to England's chances, I foolishly was floating in the clouds myself regarding Pakistan's.
Could NWG be a lucky charm? Stani, she thinks not.
See you in the semis then big girl.
NWG looks forward to it.
Ticket?
NWG thinks you may be confusing her with Ticketmaster.
Nooo....ticket as in would you like one?
Oh Stani - how kind you are, like a cuddly teddy beat. Fortunately NWG has a ticket so she shall see you there. Bells included.
Yes, always misunderstood I am NWG. Silly world.
Bells?
The alcoholic drink? Please tell me you dont drink NWG....although that may explain the double chin.
Stani - NWG meant she'll be there with bells on. Stop being mean.
I was just concerned NWG. Sometimes you have to be kind to be cruel...or something like that.
Bells? Me no get it?
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