Tuesday, 30 June 2009
Facebook Is Everywhere
NWG has been a little bit naughty and hacked in to her favourite (and least favourite) cricketer's facebook profiles.
Oh the hours of fun.
She will provide you with her highlights:
Michael Vaughan's page:
Message to Ian Botham: Any chance of earning some pocket money this summer?
Shane Warne's page:
Status update: Shane Warne is enjoying the weather in England. He tans like a leather shoe.
Paul Collingwood's page:
Status update: Paul Collingwood is flying to Paris in his helicopter to have laser work done on his freckles.
Shane Watson's page:
Shane Watson to Andrew Flintoff: Ah look. Can I come with you to your next Pilates class please?
Brad Haddin's page:
Brad Haddin to Adam Gilchrist: Ah look. Can we run over what a stumping is again? I've bloody well forgotten it.
Steve Harmison's page:
Steve Harmison to Andy Flower: I've finally figured it out. Aim for the wicket keeper and not second slip. Please pick me.
Ryan Sidebottom's page:
Status update: Ryan has shaved his head to emulate the great bowlers of our time in their Ashes year. But no one recognises me.
Matthew Hoggard's page:
Status update: Matthew and Michael are off to television presenting school. Zzzzzz.
Stuart Broad's page:
Stuart Broad to Paul Collingwood: Can we run over how to throw balls at the stumps? I always seem to miss and I don't know why.
Gary Pratt's page:
Gary Pratt to Ricky Ponting: I'm twelfth man again. And I'm coming for you.
Michael Hussey's page:
Status update: Officially dropping Mr Cricket as my nickname. It's too much pressure and I sound boring.
NWG will keep looking for more.