Friday, 12 June 2009
Hoggard Rules All
NWG's favourite cricketer of all time has had a great day with the ball.
Too old to bowl? NWG thinks not.
Oh yeah and NWG had a fun day at Lord's.
The Sri Lanka v Pakistan was good enough, but the India v West Indies game was a peach.
And, of course, it being Lord's, NWG had a little altercation with a very silly man who was having a cigarette away from his box. The conversation went something along these lines:
Stupid man: "It's nice to see a girl at the cricket. Who are you here with?"
NWG: "Well, I'm here because I bought the tickets."
Stupid man: "Oh, do you like cricket then?"
NWG: "Obviously. And I was at the cricket last weekend, and I'll be there tomorrow, the day after, the day after that and the final."
Stupid man: "Golly. I was invited because I work for ____"
NWG: "Golly indeed. Good for you, now go away."