John Buchanan, former Australian coach, has gone all rogue agent and has agreed to join the ECB on a short-term coaching deal.
This could be excellent for one reason: he'd give England all the secrets on the Australian team.
But there is always a downside. Namely, he's a double agent and has a red phone directly to Ricky's hotel room in Leicester.
NWG is not decided on his main intention. Though hopefully the ECB are paying him a shed load of money so that he won't be divulging how Mitchell Johnson can simply look at Freddy's knee and it will break.
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O for God's sake! Didn't Stanford teach the ECB anything?
I may as well offer them some bullshit service because I'm sure they'll end up paying me top dollar for it. Is this where SKY's grass roots money's going?
The guy's a con artist. The ECB are gullible fools.
Will not last longer than that 1 week NwG. If it does, I'll gladly streak at one of the ashes tests.
Maybe it's all a massive ploy to annoy the Australians. Who knows?
Naaa. I think they jus wanna see me streak.
I share your suspicions: he's just a massive Trojan Horse. With glasses. http://tinyurl.com/m89s7o
He got the job on the basis that Giles Clarke couldn't understand a word he was saying, so he must be an expert.
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