Wednesday, 10 June 2009
John: You Are Very Welcome
Well there had to be some good news eventually and it comes in the unusual shape of an Australian.
John Buchanan, former Australian coach, has gone all rogue agent and has agreed to join the ECB on a short-term coaching deal.
This could be excellent for one reason: he'd give England all the secrets on the Australian team.
But there is always a downside. Namely, he's a double agent and has a red phone directly to Ricky's hotel room in Leicester.
NWG is not decided on his main intention. Though hopefully the ECB are paying him a shed load of money so that he won't be divulging how Mitchell Johnson can simply look at Freddy's knee and it will break.