Wednesday, 10 June 2009

John: You Are Very Welcome

Well there had to be some good news eventually and it comes in the unusual shape of an Australian.

John Buchanan, former Australian coach, has gone all rogue agent and has agreed to join the ECB on a short-term coaching deal.

This could be excellent for one reason: he'd give England all the secrets on the Australian team.

But there is always a downside. Namely, he's a double agent and has a red phone directly to Ricky's hotel room in Leicester.

NWG is not decided on his main intention. Though hopefully the ECB are paying him a shed load of money so that he won't be divulging how Mitchell Johnson can simply look at Freddy's knee and it will break.


Stani Army said...

O for God's sake! Didn't Stanford teach the ECB anything?

I may as well offer them some bullshit service because I'm sure they'll end up paying me top dollar for it. Is this where SKY's grass roots money's going?

The guy's a con artist. The ECB are gullible fools.

Will not last longer than that 1 week NwG. If it does, I'll gladly streak at one of the ashes tests.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Maybe it's all a massive ploy to annoy the Australians. Who knows?

Stani Army said...

Naaa. I think they jus wanna see me streak.

Unknown said...

I share your suspicions: he's just a massive Trojan Horse. With glasses.

GoodCricketWicket said...

He got the job on the basis that Giles Clarke couldn't understand a word he was saying, so he must be an expert.