Monday, 29 June 2009
When Did This Happen?
At some point in the last 100 years a feud has been battling on. In the forests, in the mountains, in the sea and, obviously, on the beaches. There are no soldiers. There are no weapons. It is a war of words.
And NWG has no idea why it started (isn't that always the way?).
Shane Warne, you know, that podgy guy who could spin a ball a little bit, has been saying some strange and mean things about Paul Collingwood, the ginger one.
Shane Warne said about Collingwood's captaincy during the Twenty20 World Cup:
"He was too busy trying to drive his Aston Martin and fly around in helicopters."
NWG isn't sure what Warne was trying to say. Is Collingwood a secret billionaire, jetting from place to place (surely cricketers aren't paid that much, are they?)?
Has Colly said something to annoy Warne in the past?
Is Warne starting the Ashes war of words?
Someone please tell NWG.