Wednesday, 8 July 2009

Ashes: Day 1, Post 1

Lunch: Well, not the best of starts England has ever produced. Disappointing, yet at the same time a relief that it has finally begun. Can someone please tell NWG why it is that the Australian's chew gum like they are masticating cows? Anyone?

KP is not looking comfortable. At all. Bad sign.

Andrew Strauss has joined Alastair.

Breaking news: Alastair Cook has been ordered back to the nets to learn how to bat.

5 comments:

SixSixEight said...

Hilfenhaus - hooray!

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Let's get all panto about it. Booooooooooo etc.

Stani Army said...

That's a good summary of the lunch nigthmaregirl; how about the cricket though?

And why did England start their lunch bad? Did they spill something?

Ben said...

They chew gum because they are very angry people. If they did not have gum, their mouths would be hurling obscenities at their opponents, and it would not look nice when we have been told what wonderful sportsmen they have magically become.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Thanks Ben. Appreciate that explanation.