Bell will be very pleased that he can scare someone. You maybe the only person in the world, aside from Elvis Presley impersonators who are jealous of his lip curl.
Nightwatchgirl's Pick of the Cricket News this week
Farewell Ricky Ponting and Michael Hussey. NWG always enjoys it when useful Australian batsmen retire, even if one of them is moody and small.
Stuart Broad is on NWG's naughty list. If she ever meets him she would like to educate him in how to be a polite human being instead of being mean to Sir Ian Botham. It's not on Stuart. And that's probably why your heel hurts. Just saying.
Of all the things to invent in the world of cricket, did we really need wickets that light up when they get hit? NWG is doubtful. The Big Bash therefore falls short in terms of innovation. She would have preferred one fielder to have springs in their shoes so they could jump really high or something equally as funny/ridiculous/dangerous.
NWG would like to advertise herself. For once. She advises you all to listen to this podcast and note all the kind things they say about NWG...
NWG would like to thank Patrick Kidd at The Times for putting NWG in the top 50 cricket blogs in the world. She is overwhelmed.
Andrew Symonds makes bold statement: "I'm in a position of responsibility and I can't live irresponsibly. I've realised that." Groundbreaking. (NWG can't bear to take this down)
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4 comments:
do you always refer to yourself in third person? are you Jimmy from Seinfeld?
NWG is not Jimmy from Seinfeld, or Michael Vaughan, though she has had these comparisons before.
She just needs constant reminders of who she is.
i really like the way u adress urself in the third person.....
one of the many things that facinate me in your writing skills.
Anyway, NWG,
Cook will be back...Bell is the one who scares me.
cheers;
Bell will be very pleased that he can scare someone. You maybe the only person in the world, aside from Elvis Presley impersonators who are jealous of his lip curl.
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