But worry not me old codger, Stani will soon be plying his trade in county cricket and should the English selectors have any sense, they will pick him.
None of those fast bowlers would make a difference on such a slow pitch. Its been designed for endless batting. Monty is still bowling the same, no loop, no variation.
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Note to all: cricket balls are inedible. NWG thought that was pretty obvious. Apparently not.
Found - one volume knob in third Umpire's room on floor. Please contact the lost and found office. Seriously if you don't get in touch, we will sell it on ebay.
Another day, another Andrew Flintoff story not related to cricket. Whilst holidaying, whoops, NWG means, recovering in Dubai, he's revealed that he's scared of heights. Bless. In fact, he gets so frightened he passes out. Eiffel Tower? Passed out. Empire State Building? Passed out. This explains why he gets down on one knee when celebrating getting a wicket. He's close to the ground.
Andrew Symonds makes bold statement: "I'm in a position of responsibility and I can't live irresponsibly. I've realised that." Groundbreaking. (NWG can't bear to take this down)
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Missing Sidey yet?
Or Onions or Harmy?
Definitely not Ryan. Maybe Harmison a little bit.
O dear o dear nightmaregirl!
But worry not me old codger, Stani will soon be plying his trade in county cricket and should the English selectors have any sense, they will pick him.
None of those fast bowlers would make a difference on such a slow pitch. Its been designed for endless batting. Monty is still bowling the same, no loop, no variation.
Aussie Aussie Aussie!!! (with love from Napier, New Zealand :))
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