Yes...I hate it too. It's a nothing kind of day, neither here nor there.
Let me tell you a fact nightmaregirl. Skysports called the Ashes 'the biggest Test series in the world', and Stani decided to complain. Come the next hour and they had swapped 'the biggest' for 'the most historical'.
I did good didn't I? Can't let injustices like that go unchallenged can we? I'm more of super hero than you!
Sorry for shouting. NWG is in a constant state of nervous exhaustion. It was alright a year ago, 6 months ago, 2 weeks ago, but now it's basically today and she can't bear it.
She's really going to try and watch as much as possible, but it may be that she might have to lie down in a dark room for the summer (or on a desert island) and think of other things like shopping lists and paint drying.
Nightwatchgirl's Pick of the Cricket News this week
NWG would like to advertise herself. For once. She advises you all to listen to this podcast and note all the kind things they say about NWG...
As you are all aware, NWG is actually Kate Middleton and she is soon off on her tour of North America. Fear not, she will be telling everyone the rules of cricket. Especially at the big party they are throwing for her. NWG believes that she can spread the word. Before you know it, England will be playing the US in the World Cup.
The captaincy has become ridiculous. Allowing baby-face Stuart to captain a side when he's clearly not even old enough to buy alcohol from NWG's local Anglesey Waitrose is shocking. Totes.
ENGLAND ARE WORLD TWENTY20 CHAMPIONS. OH YEAH, THEY ALSO HAVE RETAINED THE ASHES.
NWG would like to thank Patrick Kidd at The Times for putting NWG in the top 50 cricket blogs in the world. She is overwhelmed.
Andrew Symonds makes bold statement: "I'm in a position of responsibility and I can't live irresponsibly. I've realised that." Groundbreaking. (NWG can't bear to take this down)
Ashes Forum
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5 comments:
The day before thursday?
WEDNESDAY. THE DAY. YOU KNOW STANI.
Yes...I hate it too. It's a nothing kind of day, neither here nor there.
Let me tell you a fact nightmaregirl. Skysports called the Ashes 'the biggest Test series in the world', and Stani decided to complain. Come the next hour and they had swapped 'the biggest' for 'the most historical'.
I did good didn't I? Can't let injustices like that go unchallenged can we? I'm more of super hero than you!
P.S, I hate it when you shout.
Sorry for shouting. NWG is in a constant state of nervous exhaustion. It was alright a year ago, 6 months ago, 2 weeks ago, but now it's basically today and she can't bear it.
She's really going to try and watch as much as possible, but it may be that she might have to lie down in a dark room for the summer (or on a desert island) and think of other things like shopping lists and paint drying.
It's simply too much.
TODAY!!!!
I GOT IT NMG!
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