Yes...I hate it too. It's a nothing kind of day, neither here nor there.
Let me tell you a fact nightmaregirl. Skysports called the Ashes 'the biggest Test series in the world', and Stani decided to complain. Come the next hour and they had swapped 'the biggest' for 'the most historical'.
I did good didn't I? Can't let injustices like that go unchallenged can we? I'm more of super hero than you!
Sorry for shouting. NWG is in a constant state of nervous exhaustion. It was alright a year ago, 6 months ago, 2 weeks ago, but now it's basically today and she can't bear it.
She's really going to try and watch as much as possible, but it may be that she might have to lie down in a dark room for the summer (or on a desert island) and think of other things like shopping lists and paint drying.
Nightwatchgirl's Pick of the Cricket News this week
Farewell Ricky Ponting and Michael Hussey. NWG always enjoys it when useful Australian batsmen retire, even if one of them is moody and small.
Stuart Broad is on NWG's naughty list. If she ever meets him she would like to educate him in how to be a polite human being instead of being mean to Sir Ian Botham. It's not on Stuart. And that's probably why your heel hurts. Just saying.
Of all the things to invent in the world of cricket, did we really need wickets that light up when they get hit? NWG is doubtful. The Big Bash therefore falls short in terms of innovation. She would have preferred one fielder to have springs in their shoes so they could jump really high or something equally as funny/ridiculous/dangerous.
NWG would like to advertise herself. For once. She advises you all to listen to this podcast and note all the kind things they say about NWG...
NWG would like to thank Patrick Kidd at The Times for putting NWG in the top 50 cricket blogs in the world. She is overwhelmed.
Andrew Symonds makes bold statement: "I'm in a position of responsibility and I can't live irresponsibly. I've realised that." Groundbreaking. (NWG can't bear to take this down)
Ashes Forum
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5 comments:
The day before thursday?
WEDNESDAY. THE DAY. YOU KNOW STANI.
Yes...I hate it too. It's a nothing kind of day, neither here nor there.
Let me tell you a fact nightmaregirl. Skysports called the Ashes 'the biggest Test series in the world', and Stani decided to complain. Come the next hour and they had swapped 'the biggest' for 'the most historical'.
I did good didn't I? Can't let injustices like that go unchallenged can we? I'm more of super hero than you!
P.S, I hate it when you shout.
Sorry for shouting. NWG is in a constant state of nervous exhaustion. It was alright a year ago, 6 months ago, 2 weeks ago, but now it's basically today and she can't bear it.
She's really going to try and watch as much as possible, but it may be that she might have to lie down in a dark room for the summer (or on a desert island) and think of other things like shopping lists and paint drying.
It's simply too much.
TODAY!!!!
I GOT IT NMG!
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