Wednesday, 19 August 2009

The Countdown Is Almost Over

Tomorrow.

It begins.

NWG can't bear it.

As long as Freddy can bowl.

As long as Strauss, Cook, Bell, Trott, Prior, Flintoff, Broad can bat.

As long as Ricky Ponting gets out cheaply.

As long as Shane Watson gets a duck.

As long as Mitchell Johnson forgets how to bowl.

As long as Brad Haddin breaks another finger.

As long as all those things happen.

England stand a chance.

8 comments:

Stani Army said...

Just to put your mind at ease (something I excel at):

IF YOU, NMG, ATTEND ANY OF THE DAYS OF THIS TEST MATCH, ENGLAND WILL FAIL MISERABLY.

Ahhh sacrifices. So, what's it gonna be NMG?

Why torture someone when you can get them to torture themselves. Nice philosophy init?

Mail me your ticket by the way....don't want it going to waste.

Stani Army said...

DON'T GO NMG, DON'T DO IT.

Come on everyone, all together now:

DON'T GO NMG, DON'T GO!

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Tantrums are for babies Stani.

NWG is going.

Stani Army said...

Oooo risky. Don't blame me cos I did warn you. You will be on the news tomorrow as the reason for England's thrashing.

Although you do have the rugby shoulders for it, it is still some burden to bear. I just hope you can live with it.

Yes, I am a baby.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

NWG will not rise to your rugby shoulders comment. She has learnt the art of zen and will be calm and collected for the next five days. Whatever happens.

Maybe.

Rob said...

All it really needs is for Jimmy to remember how to swing it

The Nightwatchgirl said...

NWG feels like it's the day before christmas and she's six years old again.

Come on Jimmy.

Stani Army said...

Don't need to be calm for 5 days NMG, it'll be over in 4.

Rise? You mean sink? O rise!!! You were complimenting me. Silly me.

I always suspected Jimmy was a swinger. It was in Langer's dossier too.