Friday, 28 August 2009

Shah The Bowler

Yes. Didn't you know?

Shah can bowl. 10-3 if you're interested.

He kind of won the game.

Let's ignore Bopara's and Trott's score.

And probably Collingwood.

And maybe Swann's too.

And Rashid.

Ok fine. It wasn't the greatest game. But give the guys a break.

It's been a big week.


Rob said...

What does he bowl?

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Who cares?

(off-breaks apparently)

Is he the new England bowling star?

Stani Army said...

Didn't YOU know?

He bowls bombs. Ticking bombs.

Although I dont think he got 10 wickets N'ers. You mean 3-10?...or 3-15 rather. Still bombs though...just not as explosive as 10-3.

By the way, all players of Pakistani origin are pretty much all rounders. I'm serious. Very early on, they start off doing both bowling and batting. Obviously when they get the English text book chucked at 'em they specialise, but the other skill never leaves obviously.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Stani - can you pass that on to the ECB. Imagine having a team filled with all-rounders?


Stani Army said...

Are you implying thats its not true Nightmare? I'm sure your knowledge of the game is better than that. The English will never throw the text book away, that's the problem N'ers. Would they ever thrust a 17 year old (Mohammad Aamer) into a world cup and make him a regular in all forms of the game? The answer: not in our life time, no.

I thought you worked for EWCB?


All bowl and bat.

I'll see u next year big girl! Cant wait when Pak tour. Make sure you leave some tickets for everyone else.

What angle/height would you say is the best place to sit at a game and why? Go on, share some of your knowledge stingy.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

For the Oval, NWG always sits in the Peter May stand (because you get the sun all day).

Stani Army said...

I dont need a bloody tan N'ers! If I wanted the sun all day I'd go to Norway.

I'm disappointed in you. I would have expected you for one not have come out with a girly answer, but you did.

Maybe you're not as cool as I thought you was. Sad.

Get the sun all day and bloody headache at the end of it. What about Lords? No girly answers please e.g. the seats are whiter.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

NWG doesn't have to justify herself to anyone, Stani. She can sit wherever she likes, for whatever reason. Also, the Oval has a rule about not letting mean people in.

Bad luck.

Stani Army said...

So how did the Aussie team manage to get in? (In her good books already! How does he do it?)

I didnt want you to justify anything...just wanted a bit of honest advice since you're experienced. I can be serious too misery guts. Obviously too stingy arent you?

Making me out to be mean? Meanness lies in the eyes of the beholder. Heard of that saying? Well you have now.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

My honest advice remains: peter may stand has the best views and the sun.

NWG will see you there Stani.

Stani Army said...

But how will you know what I look like?

The Nightwatchgirl said...

You'll be able to recognise NWG from her big arms, surely Stani?

Stani Army said...

Lovely arms, you mean? You're too hard on yourself sometimes.

I'll be the shy, quiet one with the bag full of sweets.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

NWG isn't allowed to talk to strangers offering sweets.

Stani Army said...

Hehehe. I'll give u that one.

How can u call me a stranger?

....and I didn't say I was gonna offer you any so there :op