Saturday, 19 September 2009
New Look England
This may come as a surprise to many. It may shock some. But NWG has some good news about the England ODI side.
This morning NWG received a phone call from the ECB. It didn't last for long. There was not much chit chat. It was a business call.
Because today, NWG can exclusively reveal that she, yes, NWG, will be playing in tomorrow's game.
And not only that. She will be playing alongside Matthew Hoggard.
What may shock you even more is that NWG and Matthew will be the only players for the England side.
This is because we have more chance of beating Australia than the current team.
NWG will be batting, bowling, fielding and wicket keeping.
In fact she will be so busy, she better go and practice.
Wish her good luck (not that she'll need it. Let's face it, it couldn't get much worse.)