Thursday, 24 September 2009

What's Love Got To Do With It?

As much as NWG wishes that all cricket ended in August when England won the Ashes (and then England could have kept them forever - alas), she accepts that it must go on.

There will always be more cricket.

And so, the ICC Champions Trophy has begun.

Is it interesting? Probably not.

Is that because England have absolutely no chance, not even if it was just England and Scotland left, of winning? NWG doesn't think so.

But that's fine. NWG can accept that England are not the greatest ODI side. She's moved on.

What's far more interesting is what's coming out of Gary Kirsten's mouth at the moment. Because it's not, as one would expect, 'train harder,' 'practice fielding,' and the like.

No.

And it's way better than Justin Langer's dossier on the bad points of the England team (well done, Justin by the way. NWG has yet to congratulate you).

Kirsten has decided that way to increase India's aggression is to advise all his players to have more sex.

NWG would have loved to have seen the face of of some ECB official if that had been Andy Flower's advice during the Ashes.

For this reason, NWG has decided that after supporting England, her loyalty will go to India.

10 comments:

Sujith said...

:-) Supporting India too? Ajit Agarkar says " Thanks."


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Sidthegnomenator said...

What a joke that dossier was, huh? Fat lot of good it did, too.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

What are you talking about Sid? It did Australia the world of good.

Battig in Ned Kelly's Helmet said...

Where's Stani? I guess he's trying to post a comment to this article but he can't type with one hand.

Sorry about the unsavouriness of this comment, NWG, I'll go back to King Cricket now!

Soulberry said...

With you as regards England. Not farfetched to imagine they'd progress.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Ned Kelly's helmet - there's no such thing as an unsavoury comment on NWG. She welcomes them all.

Soulberry - NWG thinks you're right. England have no chance.

Stani Army said...

Oooo Ned that was cold, just like your mamas bed.

At least you know where Stani was now.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Good one Stani. Very funny.

Stani Army said...

Irony Nightmare?

Soulberry said...

Looks like they're going to go through anyway...England I mean.