Monday, 12 October 2009

Matthew Is No More

NWG is so sad. Yorkshire have done something unforgivable.

They've sacked Matthew Hoggard.

Traitors.

But this leaves him free to play for Surrey or become a Sky commentator.

Yorkshire - NWG will never forgive you.

12 comments:

GoodCricketWicket said...

There'll be a queue of counties ready to sign him up. Yorkshire are idiots.

All because they have to pay his salary themselves.

Stani Army said...

Maybe he'll be less cockey now.

Sidthegnomenator said...

WHAT?? Are they mad? Perhaps I can hunt him down a West Australian grandmother ... the Warriors could use him.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Sid - you can't have him. Ever. NWG still hasn't given up hope that one day he'll be back for England.

Stani - he was never a cocky player. Stop spreading vicious rumours.

GCW - NWG wants Surrey at the top of the queue.

Sob. It's a sad day

Christopher Poshin David said...

Yorkshire are idiots but surely he'll play.....Even i hope he wears the 3 lions shirt yet again...

Ben said...

Disgrace, Im shaking with rage at the moment. 230 test wickets doesnt mean anything? Stani I wish you would stfu, your not funny or clever in any way.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

hoggard was one of the greatest bowlers England have ever had. They'll miss him in South Africa.

Note to England: give him a central contract or NWG will.

Stani Army said...

Merely stating a fact Nightmare. When you dismiss a batsman and wave him goodbye then you're cockey - simple.

Maybe this will bring him back down to earth so he can realise how privileged he is.

And what contract are you gonna give him with your weekend job? :P

Rob said...

Yorkshire CC stun the world by making a silly decision...

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Rob - it's more than silly, it's ridiculous. Beyond insanity. Crazy.

NWG has finished writing the letter to the hog boy asking him to be NWG's insider.

Stani Army said...

Bet he writes back asking for a fee.

Stani Army said...

http://www.cricinfo.com/england/content/current/story/429272.html

He was telling porkies Nightmare.

See, Hoggy got greedy. I also sense a little 'delusions of grandeur'.