Thursday, 15 October 2009

NWG Goes That One Step Further

NWG is taking it to another level.

Facebook clubs:

Brett Lee - 3 groups. Not impressive.

Ricky Ponting: 6 groups in favour. 3 against (shut it ricky ponting [205 members incidentally], those who hate ricky ponting, ricky ponting sux [their spelling, not NWG's]).

Andrew Strauss - 6 groups (positive), 1 against (we hate andrew strauss - what?).

Andrew Flintoff - 10 groups in favour. To be honest, there may be more, but NWG lost interest [one group is actually called Andrew Flintoff should be PM - 106 members. Worrying.)

Kevin Pietersen - 9 groups (NWG lost count again), a couple negative, one of which is called kevin pietersen is not English (62 members) (you think?).

Matthew Hoggard - 9 (!) groups, including the global matthew hoggard appreciation society. NWG needs to join that one.

Shane Warne - loads. Including: Let shane warne have sex, anti-shane warne and, NWG's favourite, the church of shane warne.

Graeme Smith - 7 positive (one group has, wait for it, one member, that's it). Some not so: axe graeme smith, graeme smith should be shot, we love graeme smith - not.

Daniel Vettori - some positive (the sons of daniel vettori, the golden boy of new zealand cricket, and NWG's favourite: is robert flunder the looky likey of daniel vettori? NWG is guessing no) . Some not so much: daniel vettori is the worst NZ cricket captain of all time, the anti-daniel vettori group.

Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no groups that NWG could find. Disappointing.

10 comments:

Rob said...

Have you considered drinking more or watching more TV.

Sidthegnomenator said...

NWG - great minds think alike! I posted your article on Google hits on my facebook profile and a friend, who is an England fan, did exactly what you have just done!

In response, I looked for Ponting and found 7 fan pages and countless groups but not all in favour and I was losing interest by then ...

I still think you should be watching the champions' league if you are bored!

The Nightwatchgirl said...

NWG considers a much more sensible idea to drink more and watch some cricket. Excellent suggestion.

Ben said...

Yes, but there is only one FB group with 579 pictures and thats Graeme Swann - Cricket Superhero!

Sidthegnomenator said...

is it Swann's putting up the pictures, though? and is he the only member?

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Super Swann. NWG knew it all along.

batting in ned kelly's helmet said...

Fuck me dead. There are people who bother to hate DAN VETTORI?? Go you hobbits!

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Ned - yes, there are these strange people out there, but NWG has to tell you off. Swearing is bad.

batting in ned kelly's helmet said...

Fair enough and my apologies NWG.

I shall confine my offensiveness to my opinions only!

The Nightwatchgirl said...

You're forgiven Ned.