Monday, 23 November 2009

Jonathan Trott Is A Hero

As good as South Africa are (and they definitely are), England seemed to win yesterday with relative ease. This is because:

1. Most of the England players feel very at home in South Africa (NWG doesn't understand why).
2. Eoin Morgan is really rather good.
3. Paul Collingwood was out to impress as the most capped One Day player (and he needed a good game).
4. England were happy that the first game was a wash out because it proves that it's not only England that gets rained on.
5. Turns out that Trott can bowl. Who knew?
6. KP only scored 4. It's always a good sign when he doesn't make a big total.

And that is the dossier on why England won. Let's hope no South African players read NWG and take all those secrets and brilliant insights in to the next game.


Stani Army said...

Good dossier but not quite as good as Langer's.....definitely not as good as Kirsten's :)

Come on Nightmare! S*x it up a bit! Don't worry, I turned 16 yesterday.

Stani Army said...

Wherefore art thou Nightmare?

Hope you're well.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Ahh, Stani, NWG is fine. Thanks for asking.

Stani Army said...

Damn, you just can't trust these contract killers. I want my money back wherever he is ;)

Sidthegnomenator said...

It would have to be more effective than Langer's, though - it couldn't be less, could it?

Now, I always hate myself for saying this NWG (good Aussie girl that I am), but I adore Collers. Quick! Someone hit me with a cricket bat and throw a jar of vegemite at me!!

The Nightwatchgirl said...

That's because he's an all round good guy, Sid. Don't feel bad. It happens to everyone eventually.