Wednesday, 23 December 2009

Matthew Wishes All NWG Readers A Happy Christmas


"Out of 5, how much do I love NWG?"

Oh, shucks, Hoggie, you're making NWG blush a little.

11 comments:

Stani Army said...

Nightmare,
I've just completed an independent and unbiased study. I asked a hundred people 'what is Matthew Hoggard doing in this photo?'. 99/100 said he's waving goodbye to NWG...the other 1 came out with a completely unrelated and random answer that he's about to catch a ball. Sorry Nightmare, the people have spoken.

But don't worry, we can turn the picture into a competition of 'spot the straight finger' (and as you've guessed, it's a trick, there are no straight fingers ewww)

The Nightwatchgirl said...

NWG sees what you're trying to do Stani. And it's not going to work. She's still smiling.

Stani Army said...

No! It's true. I stood for two hours on East Ham high street freezing my plums off questioning old ladies and that's all you have to say?

Oh well, at least I can be content with the fact that he only made you blush "a little". Doohoohahaha, dont be editing that now!

The Nightwatchgirl said...

East Ham high street. Well of course that was the response. What about in ________ where NWG lives? Would have been totally different.

Stani Army said...

Errm, East Ham is not a million miles from you is it? Although, people do say that South London is like a whole new world.

Plus, with my 'NWG for the Mayor of London' campaign a few months ago, everyone in East Ham knows who you are :P

....especially little old ladies. I told them you was a fan of knitting since you went to so many England games and because there is hardly anything to watch, you keep yourself entertained by knitting stuff. They still voted for Boris though because, as one little old lady put it, "Eee looks jus like Maffew Oggard". Hahahahahah!!!

The Nightwatchgirl said...

You are on a roll Stani

Stani Army said...

I better stop, people will start hating me. I'm taking a forced break from you. Sorry Nightmare, don't miss me too much.

SixSixEight said...

Now I can go off and have a Happy Christmas :)

Hoggys fingers arn't that bad Stani.
East Ham - that's the right side of the River at least!

Stani Army said...

668,
I hope you're not comparing his to yours!

East Ham...that was a good one 668! Nightmare will love you.

Must dash now, but I leave you in the capable straight fingered hands of 668

Paddy said...

Nice to see that Hoggy made such an effort to scrub up and look handsome for you, NWG.

My Christmas wish is that you and Stani stop all this badly-concealed sexual tension and just get a room...

Stani Army said...

Paddy! Retract your comment and apologise immediately! I have so much respect for Nightmare, I could never imagine such a thing. She's like a big sister to me.

And there I was thinking I'll come back and wish Nightmare and everyone a Merry Christmas. You put me off now.