
While the rest of us are stuck in a cycle of wet, windy, cold weather, the England team are lolling about in the sun.
Cricket isn't fair.
The team are supposedly "training" whilst on a beach.
If that's training, NWG is in line for the England prize for best trainer.
Surely they should be stuck in a gym or remembering how to catch, not making sandcastles and frolicking in the waves.
All NWG can say is that their first game best be faultless.