Extra Onions Please

What is better than a well-performing England team?

The answer is nothing.

A fifer here, a century there, combined with a follow on equals a very happy England team.

If only England could have some kind of groundhog day and keep this day going all summer.

That's How You Do It

Here is an instructional video for the England team. NWG hopes that the England boys have a chance to take a look.....

and learn and how's it done. With the Twenty20 World Cup less than a month away, they really need all the help they can get.

And what better way to learn than from the animal kingdom.

Take a look: it's funny.

Panic Over: KP Approves of Flower

NWG has hardly been able to sleep. For weeks now, she's been pacing the hall, unable to concentrate on anything.

Until today. When everything comes into focus.

Big man, KP, not only admits that Flower is "an absolute superstar," (after saying he was rubbish) but that he also has no power over his own thoughts (what does this say about him?).

KP said, simply: "I know I made comments about him when I was captain but it hasn't surprised me how my opinion has changed...sometimes people make comments they shouldn't do."

Er.

NWG is extremely concerned. If KP's opinions of himself can be changed so easily, how is he going to cope with the Australian's this summer?

What if Ricky Ponting tells KP that he really can't bat and KP believes him?

What if Mitchell Johnson tells him that he won't be able to stop him from bowling him?

These are troubling times, indeed.