Ryan Has Been Found

NWG has been very concerned of late over the disappearance of a certain curly-haired bowler, who answers to the name Ryan (and moody).

But today she has found him. It also explains why he can't play cricket any more.

Because he's gone and got himself trapped on a lid of marmite.

Silly boy.

An Ode To Andrew Strauss' Left Arm

Oh Andrew,

How your arm does move

So fast,

How your arm does find

The ball

It makes NWG

Grateful for all

That you do.

Oh Andrew,

How you catch

So well,

How you seem to

Be in the right place

At the right time,

NWG is thankful.

England Record Still 100%

Today's ODI was a masterclass.

A brilliant example of England's potential.

England can do it.

By that, obviously, NWG means it didn't rain.

Not only did it not rain, it was bright, blue sky and sunshine all day.

England can deliver on the weather. Hurrah.

Oh yeah, and England won.

Woo.