Thursday, 28 May 2009

Ryan Has Been Found

NWG has been very concerned of late over the disappearance of a certain curly-haired bowler, who answers to the name Ryan (and moody).

But today she has found him. It also explains why he can't play cricket any more.

Because he's gone and got himself trapped on a lid of marmite.

Silly boy.

Tuesday, 26 May 2009

An Ode To Andrew Strauss' Left Arm

Oh Andrew,
How your arm does move
So fast,
How your arm does find
The ball
It makes NWG
Grateful for all
That you do.

Oh Andrew,
How you catch
So well,
How you seem to
Be in the right place
At the right time,
NWG is thankful.

Sunday, 24 May 2009

England Record Still 100%

Today's ODI was a masterclass.

A brilliant example of England's potential.

England can do it.

By that, obviously, NWG means it didn't rain.

Not only did it not rain, it was bright, blue sky and sunshine all day.

England can deliver on the weather. Hurrah.

Oh yeah, and England won.