Wait, NWG needs to re-write that.
There comes a point for a cricketer playing for England, when they will play against the country they were born in.
And today was that day.
KP and Trott. South Africa vs South Africa.
OK, so it didn't last that long. And no, Trott didn't score a double hundred. And no, KP has not been booed especially loudly.
Still, it was quite funny.
Even funnier is that Trott is friends with the South African team. Can it get better? Yes, frankly, it can. Because Trott was seen celebrating with the South Africans when they beat Australia. And Trott goes to lunch with Steyn. And Trott's friends with Harris. And the South Africans got in to trouble because of it. Befriending the enemy.
And it's all rather amusing.