Nightmare, how many times have I warned you? I know you have a fragile heart, which is why I keep trying to keep you grounded. I don't enjoy dissing England but I do it for you.
Dont worry, make yourself a hot Bachelors Meditteranian Tomato cupa-soup (has lovely little onions in it) and just have a good look at the pic in your previous post. It should make you feel much better.
I'll tell the Stani boys to beat Aus. That will help too.
Anything you can do Stani, NWG would appreciate. Perhaps a rain dance, or send the snow down to South Africa for the next two days. That would really help.
Well it was on the cards - it's what you get if you don't have a bowler like Hoggy in your side, you only play 4 bowlers and have some rather rubbish batters, [who manage only occasionally to look good] in your long rather rubbish batter line up. *big sigh*
Nightwatchgirl's Pick of the Cricket News this week
The new England player - what's that you say? He's South African. Oh no he isn't, he's English and that's that - Kieswetter is causing England a bit of a headache. To have two wicketkeepers in a side is greedy. Fact. Is this the end of poor Matt Prior? NWG does feel a little sorry for him.
There's trouble in paradise. The latest series between Australia and New Zealand has become slightly heated, mainly because New Zealand managed to win and we all know how Australia feel about that. Bitter, NWG thinks, is the best word to describe that. Mitchell Johnson and Scott Styris were both fined for a "physical clash." NWG doesn't think this is fair, Johnson towers over Styris - it should have been declared a no ball and given Stryris a free hit. End of.
Andrew Symonds makes bold statement: "I'm in a position of responsibility and I can't live irresponsibly. I've realised that." Groundbreaking. (NWG can't bear to take this down)
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It's going around, NWG.
Must be something in the water.
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Sid, stop it. Nightmare is hurting.
Nightmare, how many times have I warned you? I know you have a fragile heart, which is why I keep trying to keep you grounded. I don't enjoy dissing England but I do it for you.
Dont worry, make yourself a hot Bachelors Meditteranian Tomato cupa-soup (has lovely little onions in it) and just have a good look at the pic in your previous post. It should make you feel much better.
I'll tell the Stani boys to beat Aus. That will help too.
Anything you can do Stani, NWG would appreciate. Perhaps a rain dance, or send the snow down to South Africa for the next two days. That would really help.
Yes, Stani has given up too. There is no hope.
Suicide pact Nightmare?
Well it was on the cards - it's what you get if you don't have a bowler like Hoggy in your side, you only play 4 bowlers and have some rather rubbish batters, [who manage only occasionally to look good] in your long rather rubbish batter line up.
*big sigh*
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