Nightmare, how many times have I warned you? I know you have a fragile heart, which is why I keep trying to keep you grounded. I don't enjoy dissing England but I do it for you.
Dont worry, make yourself a hot Bachelors Meditteranian Tomato cupa-soup (has lovely little onions in it) and just have a good look at the pic in your previous post. It should make you feel much better.
I'll tell the Stani boys to beat Aus. That will help too.
Anything you can do Stani, NWG would appreciate. Perhaps a rain dance, or send the snow down to South Africa for the next two days. That would really help.
Well it was on the cards - it's what you get if you don't have a bowler like Hoggy in your side, you only play 4 bowlers and have some rather rubbish batters, [who manage only occasionally to look good] in your long rather rubbish batter line up. *big sigh*
Nightwatchgirl's Pick of the Cricket News this week
Farewell Ricky Ponting and Michael Hussey. NWG always enjoys it when useful Australian batsmen retire, even if one of them is moody and small.
Stuart Broad is on NWG's naughty list. If she ever meets him she would like to educate him in how to be a polite human being instead of being mean to Sir Ian Botham. It's not on Stuart. And that's probably why your heel hurts. Just saying.
Of all the things to invent in the world of cricket, did we really need wickets that light up when they get hit? NWG is doubtful. The Big Bash therefore falls short in terms of innovation. She would have preferred one fielder to have springs in their shoes so they could jump really high or something equally as funny/ridiculous/dangerous.
NWG would like to advertise herself. For once. She advises you all to listen to this podcast and note all the kind things they say about NWG...
NWG would like to thank Patrick Kidd at The Times for putting NWG in the top 50 cricket blogs in the world. She is overwhelmed.
Andrew Symonds makes bold statement: "I'm in a position of responsibility and I can't live irresponsibly. I've realised that." Groundbreaking. (NWG can't bear to take this down)
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6 comments:
It's going around, NWG.
Must be something in the water.
sob
Sid, stop it. Nightmare is hurting.
Nightmare, how many times have I warned you? I know you have a fragile heart, which is why I keep trying to keep you grounded. I don't enjoy dissing England but I do it for you.
Dont worry, make yourself a hot Bachelors Meditteranian Tomato cupa-soup (has lovely little onions in it) and just have a good look at the pic in your previous post. It should make you feel much better.
I'll tell the Stani boys to beat Aus. That will help too.
Anything you can do Stani, NWG would appreciate. Perhaps a rain dance, or send the snow down to South Africa for the next two days. That would really help.
Yes, Stani has given up too. There is no hope.
Suicide pact Nightmare?
Well it was on the cards - it's what you get if you don't have a bowler like Hoggy in your side, you only play 4 bowlers and have some rather rubbish batters, [who manage only occasionally to look good] in your long rather rubbish batter line up.
*big sigh*
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