Get Tendulkar to live in England for four years, qualify and then he can play for England.
Genius indeed NWG! You can have him after the 2011 WC. He will quit playing for India after that anyway. And I bet he will still be good enough to be able to find a place in the English team after the 4-year qualifying period...
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The captaincy has become ridiculous. Allowing baby-face Stuart to captain a side when he's clearly not even old enough to buy alcohol from NWG's local Anglesey Waitrose is shocking. Totes.
ENGLAND ARE WORLD TWENTY20 CHAMPIONS. OH YEAH, THEY ALSO HAVE RETAINED THE ASHES.
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Andrew Symonds makes bold statement: "I'm in a position of responsibility and I can't live irresponsibly. I've realised that." Groundbreaking. (NWG can't bear to take this down)
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When South Africa lose, should England supporters be upset? Its a bit like England 'wannabe' losing.
A light bulb has just gone off in the heads of the ECB. They will now hire the current Soufrican bowling coach.
NWG has just had a brain wave. Get Tendulkar to live in England for four years, qualify and then he can play for England.
NWG is simply a genius.
And Rob: no, England supporters are not upset when South Africa lose. Perhaps jubilant may be a better word.
Get Tendulkar to live in England for four years, qualify and then he can play for England.
Genius indeed NWG! You can have him after the 2011 WC. He will quit playing for India after that anyway. And I bet he will still be good enough to be able to find a place in the English team after the 4-year qualifying period...
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