Monday, 8 February 2010
Shane: Your Mouth Is Too Big For Your Face
Yes. The mighty one has spoken. You remember: he used to play a bit of cricket for Australia. Liked the girls. Liked his food a bit too much. NWG thinks he may have got a few wickets to his name too.
And now he sticks his oar in precisely where it's not welcome.
Andrew Strauss shouldn't be missing the Bangladesh tour, he says. It won't help him or the England team for the Ashes, he says.
Don't remember you saying that to Ricky Ponting when he went home during the ODI series last summer. Or is that because Australia are exempt from criticism?
Shane: stick to your day job - promoting hair replacement therapy.