Wednesday, 10 March 2010

The Problem Of CWAGS

NWG is well aware of how troublesome her gender can be.

We moan. We criticise. We demand. We nag.

We sell our stories to magazines when we find out our photos have been leaked for huge amounts of money.

We demand our fiancees to return from tours to reassure us that we still have a meal ticket...whoops, NWG means, a relationship.

We don't mind if this means our country is without their vice-captain. We are more important whilst our looks are still intact and we can fit in to tiny dresses that show a bit too much.

We mess up tours.

We confuse our husbands when we get pregnant and make them forget what their job is.

We are CWAGS and we are here to stay.


Stani Army said...

They're not all like've put me off now

Is Pietersen married to what's-her-face?

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Jessica Pietersen, is the name NWG thinks you're looking for Stani.

And yes, we're all like that.

All the time.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

It's just dawned on NWG. If only Brett Lee was engaged to Michael's girl.

Then it would be Binga and Bingle.

Match made in heaven. And he wouldn't have to leave the team to sort her out.

SixSixEight said...

Binga and Bingle - the rate at which that lot get around that combo may have already been tried?

Pietersen is about to be a Twenty20 absentee dad - should England progress as far as the due date.

Stani Army said...

Katie Melua's not like that :P

Jessica? What kind of name is that? :)

Unknown said...

She flushed a $200k ring down the toilet and now he is trying to dredge the sewer for it. She is a legend like Katich.