We moan. We criticise. We demand. We nag.
We sell our stories to magazines when we find out our photos have been leaked for huge amounts of money.
We demand our fiancees to return from tours to reassure us that we still have a meal ticket...whoops, NWG means, a relationship.
We don't mind if this means our country is without their vice-captain. We are more important whilst our looks are still intact and we can fit in to tiny dresses that show a bit too much.
We mess up tours.
We confuse our husbands when we get pregnant and make them forget what their job is.
We are CWAGS and we are here to stay.
6 comments:
They're not all like that....you've put me off now
Is Pietersen married to what's-her-face?
Jessica Pietersen, is the name NWG thinks you're looking for Stani.
And yes, we're all like that.
All the time.
It's just dawned on NWG. If only Brett Lee was engaged to Michael's girl.
Then it would be Binga and Bingle.
Match made in heaven. And he wouldn't have to leave the team to sort her out.
Binga and Bingle - the rate at which that lot get around that combo may have already been tried?
Pietersen is about to be a Twenty20 absentee dad - should England progress as far as the due date.
Katie Melua's not like that :P
Jessica? What kind of name is that? :)
She flushed a $200k ring down the toilet and now he is trying to dredge the sewer for it. She is a legend like Katich.
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