Friday, 9 April 2010

Just Not Cricket

Which Essex players (total 2) are being investigated by the police on match fixing claims? Own up naughty boys.

20 comments:

Stani Army said...

That's it Mare, give 'em a verbal spanking.

I would have thought that one of them had have been the captain but would Pettini do that? So, I go for Foster. He's vice-captain right? The other one....ten Doeschate. This is purely guess work by the way. I'll take credit if I'm right but don't wanna be held liable for anything if I'm wrong. That's fair right? So maybe it's not them. I don't know ;)

I would laugh my head off if it was Ravi and Cookie. I hope Dani-boy isn't involved.

Stani Army said...

It's Dani-boy alright. With the PCB in arse-kicking mode, I hope he gets a major thrashing.

I thought it was footballers who were the thick ones Mare?

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Never underestimate the brain power (or lack there of) of a cricketer.

Stani Army said...

Unlucky Mare. Blatant pen and Terry should have been off. Webb's having a bad season and he's off to the World Cup.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Indeed, Stani, indeed. You are so wise.

Stani Army said...

You remind me of Mr Miyagi. Can I be 'Daniel son'?

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Only if you're very patient and learn the way of the cricketing Samurai.

That is how you learn to be a true master.

Stani Army said...

Hahaha, haaahaha

You're nuts Mare, completely radio rental.

SixSixEight said...

Ooooh radio rental - have not heard that in donkeys!

Stani Army said...

Very good 668!

You know I gave Mare the name 'Nightmare' (she loves it by the way), I got one for you, it's 'Sixy',what you think? Genius right? :)

SixSixEight said...

Sadly, your not the first to come up with that one Stani......Genius is the art of the unique, amongst other things.

Stani Army said...

How about 'Eighty' then? eh? eh? Bet no one's thought of that! So there! ha!

Plus, by being not the first to think of 'Sixy', I was like kinda bringing it back. Or to put it another way 'I'm bringing Sixy back...'

Ahh redemption. Come on, you have to admit that was good? Points please.

I'm sure Mare will back me up :P

SixSixEight said...

Actually you get a point for 'bringing sixy back' cos I thought that was funny :)

Stani Army said...

Get in! Bosh! Do I get my Mensa membership back?

Do you know why Mare keeps disappearing? I have a theory that she bans herself from commenting on her own posts after a certain period time. I can just imagine her holding herself back from wanting to write 'that was genius Stani', or something like that. Don't be so hard on yourself Mare.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Not true Stani - look, here's NWG, commenting and everything.

Woo

Stani Army said...

Damn I'm good :)

...although that could be an imposter assuming Nightmare's identity. I'll test him/her:

QUESTION
'The Nightwatchgirl', apart from me, who is your favourite cricketer? I did say apart from me...just to be clear.(Make sure your answer starts 'Apart from you, my favourite.....')

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Apart from you, NWG's favourite cricketer is.......

James Foster. Whoops, no, not him. Er. Oh yes, NWG remembers - it's Matthew Hoggard. The greatest cricketer that there ever has been and ever will be.

Stani Army said...

...after me (just to be sure...even though you were convincing enough).

So, it is you. You wanna give your fans a bit more time you know. Since I've been spokesperson for The Nightwatchgirl ™ supports group, quite a few members have complained about you. I can't keep telling them fibs.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

What's NWG done now?

Stani Army said...

You neglect your fans. They tell me you seem to just disappear and don't reply to their comments especially on weekends. I tell them that you have to work, that even super heroes have to work, but they don't believe me.