I would have thought that one of them had have been the captain but would Pettini do that? So, I go for Foster. He's vice-captain right? The other one....ten Doeschate. This is purely guess work by the way. I'll take credit if I'm right but don't wanna be held liable for anything if I'm wrong. That's fair right? So maybe it's not them. I don't know ;)
I would laugh my head off if it was Ravi and Cookie. I hope Dani-boy isn't involved.
Do you know why Mare keeps disappearing? I have a theory that she bans herself from commenting on her own posts after a certain period time. I can just imagine her holding herself back from wanting to write 'that was genius Stani', or something like that. Don't be so hard on yourself Mare.
...although that could be an imposter assuming Nightmare's identity. I'll test him/her:
QUESTION 'The Nightwatchgirl', apart from me, who is your favourite cricketer? I did say apart from me...just to be clear.(Make sure your answer starts 'Apart from you, my favourite.....')
...after me (just to be sure...even though you were convincing enough).
So, it is you. You wanna give your fans a bit more time you know. Since I've been spokesperson for The Nightwatchgirl ™ supports group, quite a few members have complained about you. I can't keep telling them fibs.
You neglect your fans. They tell me you seem to just disappear and don't reply to their comments especially on weekends. I tell them that you have to work, that even super heroes have to work, but they don't believe me.
Nightwatchgirl's Pick of the Cricket News this week
Farewell Ricky Ponting and Michael Hussey. NWG always enjoys it when useful Australian batsmen retire, even if one of them is moody and small.
Stuart Broad is on NWG's naughty list. If she ever meets him she would like to educate him in how to be a polite human being instead of being mean to Sir Ian Botham. It's not on Stuart. And that's probably why your heel hurts. Just saying.
Of all the things to invent in the world of cricket, did we really need wickets that light up when they get hit? NWG is doubtful. The Big Bash therefore falls short in terms of innovation. She would have preferred one fielder to have springs in their shoes so they could jump really high or something equally as funny/ridiculous/dangerous.
NWG would like to advertise herself. For once. She advises you all to listen to this podcast and note all the kind things they say about NWG...
NWG would like to thank Patrick Kidd at The Times for putting NWG in the top 50 cricket blogs in the world. She is overwhelmed.
Andrew Symonds makes bold statement: "I'm in a position of responsibility and I can't live irresponsibly. I've realised that." Groundbreaking. (NWG can't bear to take this down)
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20 comments:
That's it Mare, give 'em a verbal spanking.
I would have thought that one of them had have been the captain but would Pettini do that? So, I go for Foster. He's vice-captain right? The other one....ten Doeschate. This is purely guess work by the way. I'll take credit if I'm right but don't wanna be held liable for anything if I'm wrong. That's fair right? So maybe it's not them. I don't know ;)
I would laugh my head off if it was Ravi and Cookie. I hope Dani-boy isn't involved.
It's Dani-boy alright. With the PCB in arse-kicking mode, I hope he gets a major thrashing.
I thought it was footballers who were the thick ones Mare?
Never underestimate the brain power (or lack there of) of a cricketer.
Unlucky Mare. Blatant pen and Terry should have been off. Webb's having a bad season and he's off to the World Cup.
Indeed, Stani, indeed. You are so wise.
You remind me of Mr Miyagi. Can I be 'Daniel son'?
Only if you're very patient and learn the way of the cricketing Samurai.
That is how you learn to be a true master.
Hahaha, haaahaha
You're nuts Mare, completely radio rental.
Ooooh radio rental - have not heard that in donkeys!
Very good 668!
You know I gave Mare the name 'Nightmare' (she loves it by the way), I got one for you, it's 'Sixy',what you think? Genius right? :)
Sadly, your not the first to come up with that one Stani......Genius is the art of the unique, amongst other things.
How about 'Eighty' then? eh? eh? Bet no one's thought of that! So there! ha!
Plus, by being not the first to think of 'Sixy', I was like kinda bringing it back. Or to put it another way 'I'm bringing Sixy back...'
Ahh redemption. Come on, you have to admit that was good? Points please.
I'm sure Mare will back me up :P
Actually you get a point for 'bringing sixy back' cos I thought that was funny :)
Get in! Bosh! Do I get my Mensa membership back?
Do you know why Mare keeps disappearing? I have a theory that she bans herself from commenting on her own posts after a certain period time. I can just imagine her holding herself back from wanting to write 'that was genius Stani', or something like that. Don't be so hard on yourself Mare.
Not true Stani - look, here's NWG, commenting and everything.
Woo
Damn I'm good :)
...although that could be an imposter assuming Nightmare's identity. I'll test him/her:
QUESTION
'The Nightwatchgirl', apart from me, who is your favourite cricketer? I did say apart from me...just to be clear.(Make sure your answer starts 'Apart from you, my favourite.....')
Apart from you, NWG's favourite cricketer is.......
James Foster. Whoops, no, not him. Er. Oh yes, NWG remembers - it's Matthew Hoggard. The greatest cricketer that there ever has been and ever will be.
...after me (just to be sure...even though you were convincing enough).
So, it is you. You wanna give your fans a bit more time you know. Since I've been spokesperson for The Nightwatchgirl ™ supports group, quite a few members have complained about you. I can't keep telling them fibs.
What's NWG done now?
You neglect your fans. They tell me you seem to just disappear and don't reply to their comments especially on weekends. I tell them that you have to work, that even super heroes have to work, but they don't believe me.
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