NWG must have missed that and she's only basking in England's wonderfulness till Friday when she officially moves on and will only mention England being champions once a month till the next tournament.
Australia have won enough trophies to last them a while anyway.
Boy, you have mellowed. I hope it's the t20 win and not some of that home-grown you're taking Mare.
Mrs Stani was on! If you're quick, you can catch the repeat on 1 now. Don't perv on her too much or you might turn vegelesbian. And she's mine so hands off.
By the way, I'm glad England won something real. Now they can stop pretending the Ashes actually means anything. T20 World Cup's a real tournament with a real trophy.
Look at her, England win something and she gets all lazy. I did warn you about setting such high standards Mare.
Have you not considered the fact that you may wake up and find that England's t20 win had all been a dream? I mean, is it real anyway? What is reality? Maybe this is all a dream and we're not really alive but have just fooled ourselves into thinking we are. I mean, how do we know we haven't?
Hmmmm, I think I've given you enough to think about.
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As you are all aware, NWG is actually Kate Middleton and she is soon off on her tour of North America. Fear not, she will be telling everyone the rules of cricket. Especially at the big party they are throwing for her. NWG believes that she can spread the word. Before you know it, England will be playing the US in the World Cup.
The captaincy has become ridiculous. Allowing baby-face Stuart to captain a side when he's clearly not even old enough to buy alcohol from NWG's local Anglesey Waitrose is shocking. Totes.
ENGLAND ARE WORLD TWENTY20 CHAMPIONS. OH YEAH, THEY ALSO HAVE RETAINED THE ASHES.
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Andrew Symonds makes bold statement: "I'm in a position of responsibility and I can't live irresponsibly. I've realised that." Groundbreaking. (NWG can't bear to take this down)
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4 comments:
Oof!
I'm not stirring or anything but you're either brave, or you don't work with any Australians.
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Did you see The Graham Norton Show yesterday then?
NWG must have missed that and she's only basking in England's wonderfulness till Friday when she officially moves on and will only mention England being champions once a month till the next tournament.
Australia have won enough trophies to last them a while anyway.
Tell NWG what was on Graham?
Boy, you have mellowed. I hope it's the t20 win and not some of that home-grown you're taking Mare.
Mrs Stani was on! If you're quick, you can catch the repeat on 1 now. Don't perv on her too much or you might turn vegelesbian. And she's mine so hands off.
By the way, I'm glad England won something real. Now they can stop pretending the Ashes actually means anything. T20 World Cup's a real tournament with a real trophy.
Look at her, England win something and she gets all lazy. I did warn you about setting such high standards Mare.
Have you not considered the fact that you may wake up and find that England's t20 win had all been a dream? I mean, is it real anyway? What is reality? Maybe this is all a dream and we're not really alive but have just fooled ourselves into thinking we are. I mean, how do we know we haven't?
Hmmmm, I think I've given you enough to think about.
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