Monday, 10 May 2010
Breaking News: NWG Is Right. Again.
Yes, readers, NWG has become psychic. She knows England will win the tournament. She feels it in her bones.
And crucially, although she only caught the last twenty minutes of the game (work reasons, why can't NWG get a job in the cricketing world? It would make her life so much easier), she knew England would get the runs.
New Zealand looked a bit down and out.
Only trouble is Pakistan remain. And that's bad news for England because it means they have to beat them again. Tiresome.
And no, you haven't stumbled on to a blog written by an Australian who thinks they're English. NWG is genuinely English, which means:
1. She knows England can be rubbish.
2. They can't cope in stressful situations (you should have seen NWG on the tube when it was packed and she couldn't get a seat).
3. They generally self-destruct. In all situations.
4. They're England.
5. NWG knows that they are not the greatest team in the world.