Monday, 24 May 2010

England Cricketers Go To Downing Street

David Cameron: Welcome you warriors of England. Please enjoy some champagne.

KP: I have vague memories of being here before, but when? I was definitely wearing sunglasses and was going through my badger phase, but why was I here?

Paul Collingwood: This is great. Being captain rocks.

KP: Don't rub it in.

Graeme Swann: Where's the garden?

DC: Don't even think about it. I've installed sensors to detect pee.

GS: Damn it. I was going to post a picture of myself on Twitter having a tinkle.

Craig Kieswetter: I love England.

KP: Me too.

Eoin Morgan: Me too.

Michael Lumb: Me too.

Ryan Sidebottom: Me too.

CK: Ryan, you idiot. You're not part of our club.

RS: Fine. I'll just stand in the corner.

Entire England squad in unison: Good.

There's a knock at the door.

Ravi Bopara and James Anderson: Can we come in?

Entire England squad: No.


Rich Abbott said...

Love it!

Stani Army said...

Drink drives and still gets cricketer of the year. What is the world coming to Mare?

The Nightwatchgirl said...

It's coming to a wonderful place Stani.

Rich - NWG thanks you

Unknown said...

Well done on making the top 50 cricket blogs. You are a good deal wittier than the most of the ones I have seen. I better stop there before your head gets too big.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

NWG's head is entirely proportionate to her body, but she thanks you Ben.

Stani Army said...

It's nothing without us so don't give her all the credit.

Aren't I right big head?

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Stani - you are completely right.

Stani Army said...