Tuesday, 4 May 2010
NWG would like to believe that today's game against Ireland will be easy. A walk in the park. No problem.
But this is England we're talking about and that means banana skins are everywhere on that cricket field.
NWG has a nasty feeling that Irishman Eoin Morgan may have the odd pang of guilt for switching sides.
KP will feel that Ireland is far beneath him and think he's better than he is and be out for a duck.
Ryan Sidebottom will play (definite part in England's downfall yesterday).
NWG gives England a 40% chance of winning.
A 60% chance that Ryan's hair gets all frizzy from the humidity.
A 90% chance that Ireland win the toss.
A 95% chance that England will suffer from an unlucky D/L decision.
A 35.78% chance that KP will run off the field mid-game because his wife has gone in to labour.
A 1% chance that the South Africans in the England team realise that they picked the wrong country, try to get back in the South African side and get told they're not good enough.
A 14.93% chance that Stuart Broad cuts Ryan's hair in his sleep.
A 0.06% chance that Graeme Swann's car turns up in Guyana.