Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a country that was on the other side of the world. They liked to play games and they spoke in a funny accent. One day a giant came to their land and decided he liked to eat these funny people. They were delicious and tasted of barbecue and sausages.
Nightwatchgirl's Pick of the Cricket News this week
NWG would like to advertise herself. For once. She advises you all to listen to this podcast and note all the kind things they say about NWG...
As you are all aware, NWG is actually Kate Middleton and she is soon off on her tour of North America. Fear not, she will be telling everyone the rules of cricket. Especially at the big party they are throwing for her. NWG believes that she can spread the word. Before you know it, England will be playing the US in the World Cup.
The captaincy has become ridiculous. Allowing baby-face Stuart to captain a side when he's clearly not even old enough to buy alcohol from NWG's local Anglesey Waitrose is shocking. Totes.
ENGLAND ARE WORLD TWENTY20 CHAMPIONS. OH YEAH, THEY ALSO HAVE RETAINED THE ASHES.
NWG would like to thank Patrick Kidd at The Times for putting NWG in the top 50 cricket blogs in the world. She is overwhelmed.
Andrew Symonds makes bold statement: "I'm in a position of responsibility and I can't live irresponsibly. I've realised that." Groundbreaking. (NWG can't bear to take this down)
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3 comments:
Jut bloody gave Morgan a Test career for no reason. Akmal should be hung drawn and quartered and DeSilva is not a international class umpire.
I am not happy Mare.
NWG will tell you a story:
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a country that was on the other side of the world. They liked to play games and they spoke in a funny accent. One day a giant came to their land and decided he liked to eat these funny people. They were delicious and tasted of barbecue and sausages.
The End.
Thanks Mare. I could have done with some hot chocolate too, but never mind, you've made me feel much much better now.
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