Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a country that was on the other side of the world. They liked to play games and they spoke in a funny accent. One day a giant came to their land and decided he liked to eat these funny people. They were delicious and tasted of barbecue and sausages.
Nightwatchgirl's Pick of the Cricket News this week
Farewell Ricky Ponting and Michael Hussey. NWG always enjoys it when useful Australian batsmen retire, even if one of them is moody and small.
Stuart Broad is on NWG's naughty list. If she ever meets him she would like to educate him in how to be a polite human being instead of being mean to Sir Ian Botham. It's not on Stuart. And that's probably why your heel hurts. Just saying.
Of all the things to invent in the world of cricket, did we really need wickets that light up when they get hit? NWG is doubtful. The Big Bash therefore falls short in terms of innovation. She would have preferred one fielder to have springs in their shoes so they could jump really high or something equally as funny/ridiculous/dangerous.
NWG would like to advertise herself. For once. She advises you all to listen to this podcast and note all the kind things they say about NWG...
NWG would like to thank Patrick Kidd at The Times for putting NWG in the top 50 cricket blogs in the world. She is overwhelmed.
Andrew Symonds makes bold statement: "I'm in a position of responsibility and I can't live irresponsibly. I've realised that." Groundbreaking. (NWG can't bear to take this down)
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3 comments:
Jut bloody gave Morgan a Test career for no reason. Akmal should be hung drawn and quartered and DeSilva is not a international class umpire.
I am not happy Mare.
NWG will tell you a story:
Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a country that was on the other side of the world. They liked to play games and they spoke in a funny accent. One day a giant came to their land and decided he liked to eat these funny people. They were delicious and tasted of barbecue and sausages.
The End.
Thanks Mare. I could have done with some hot chocolate too, but never mind, you've made me feel much much better now.
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