Wednesday, 6 October 2010

Cross Him And You Will Pay

Matthew Hoggard rules all. Anyone who disputes this fact is just wrong.

And what happens when you try and fight this?

Just ask Neil Davidson.

9 comments:

Stani Army said...

Who?

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Who? Who? Only the Leicestershire chairman, who should NWG say, the ex-Leicestershire chairman. That's what happens when you cross the Hoggard.

Stani Army said...

No, I know who Davidson is, who's Hoggard? :) heeeehahahahaaa!

Sorry.

Actually, I can't believe, a sensible girl like you, is supporting Hoggard in this case. Love is blind Mare. Call it how it is. Hoggy's being a trouble making spoilt child.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

He's just sorting the team out. He knows what's what.

Paddy said...

How did Leicestershire fare on the field in their first season under Captain Hoggy? Fourth out of nine in Div 2 of the championship (but only after winning their last two games). Sixth out of seven in their group of the 40-over and seventh out of nine in their T20 group. OK, but hardly brilliant. But of course it's all the chairman's fault rather than the players...

Stani Army said...

See Mare, listen to the man!

Player power is usually bad Mare. What happens the next time Hoggard doesn't like something? Another hissy fit? And it's not like Davidson was Ijaz Butt you know.

Paddy, I'm sure Mare doesn't really believe what she's written. She just has a teenage crush on Hoggard which has lasted into her early to mid 20s. She's a sensible girl. I'm sure if you sat with her over a cup of tea and a slice of carrot cake (yuk), she'd agree that Hoggy was a needlessly naughty boy...and that he deserves a good old spanking...and that she should be the one to administer it.

Ben said...

Pull your heads in. Hoggard is a legend of the game and still one of the best bowlers in the country. He should be opening the bowling with Broad.

Stani Army said...

...and running the ECB! :)

There's an important point there...it's not just a cheeky remark.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

Yes Ben, NWG totally agrees.