It's the text messages between Warne and Ponting. Oh yes. It really is.
Ricky: Warney, how cud u say that? My fielding positions are top x.
Warne: Ah look Ricks, just being honest. Also have to keep my twitter fans happy.
Ricky: Not OK. Am really hurt and upset. You've betrayed me x.
Warne: Stop being such a girl. Man up. If any England fans get hold of these, they'll eat u alive.
Ricky: It's about more than that and u know it. You're meant to have my back xx ;)
Warne: Your back is hairy :(
Ricky: Shut up. At least I'm not fat ;D
Warne: Fair point, but I love every single burger I eat. Chin up mate.
Ricky: It's too late for that. I've got a really bad feeling xx
Warne: That'll be the curry you ate ;)
Ricky: I mean about the Ashes. We've lost 3 in a row. It's bad x
Warne: Yeah it is. I'm enjoying it. Might write a diary and flog it post-ashes.
Ricky: Warney, I'm reaching out to you. Think my job is unsafe. xx
Warne: Don't worry mate. Worst cast scenario you'll be commentating before the year is out. It's not that hard.
Ricky: I hate you :(
Warne: Don't make stupid field decisions then.
Ricky: I'm telling Langer on you.
Warne: Now I'm really scared.
Ricky: You should be. He can be really mean.
Warne: You're mincemeat x
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Wow! But if NWG was really smart, she would have left this for until the eve of the first test. It would have been a massive story: "Ponting texts kisses to Warne", and the Aussies would have taken their eyes off the ball, having shared team huddles with Ponting and been the recipient of the on-field bum-tap. They would have began questioning his motives.
wow indeed Stani. NWG couldn't hold on to them any longer.
Well just run this kind of thing by me next time so I can take out the emotion and bring a bit of rational thinking to proceedings...like a big brother giving advice to his little sister. I won't run to the papers first...you can trust me.
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