Friday, 15 October 2010

NWG Is Smart

NWG can't reveal how she got this information, but she thought it was best to share it.

It's the text messages between Warne and Ponting. Oh yes. It really is.


Ricky: Warney, how cud u say that? My fielding positions are top x.

Warne: Ah look Ricks, just being honest. Also have to keep my twitter fans happy.

Ricky: Not OK. Am really hurt and upset. You've betrayed me x.

Warne: Stop being such a girl. Man up. If any England fans get hold of these, they'll eat u alive.

Ricky: It's about more than that and u know it. You're meant to have my back xx ;)

Warne: Your back is hairy :(

Ricky: Shut up. At least I'm not fat ;D

Warne: Fair point, but I love every single burger I eat. Chin up mate.

Ricky: It's too late for that. I've got a really bad feeling xx

Warne: That'll be the curry you ate ;)

Ricky: I mean about the Ashes. We've lost 3 in a row. It's bad x

Warne: Yeah it is. I'm enjoying it. Might write a diary and flog it post-ashes.

Ricky: Warney, I'm reaching out to you. Think my job is unsafe. xx

Warne: Don't worry mate. Worst cast scenario you'll be commentating before the year is out. It's not that hard.

Ricky: I hate you :(

Warne: Don't make stupid field decisions then.

Ricky: I'm telling Langer on you.

Warne: Now I'm really scared.

Ricky: You should be. He can be really mean.

Warne: You're mincemeat x

19 comments:

Stani Army said...

Wow! But if NWG was really smart, she would have left this for until the eve of the first test. It would have been a massive story: "Ponting texts kisses to Warne", and the Aussies would have taken their eyes off the ball, having shared team huddles with Ponting and been the recipient of the on-field bum-tap. They would have began questioning his motives.

The Nightwatchgirl said...

wow indeed Stani. NWG couldn't hold on to them any longer.

Stani Army said...

Well just run this kind of thing by me next time so I can take out the emotion and bring a bit of rational thinking to proceedings...like a big brother giving advice to his little sister. I won't run to the papers first...you can trust me.

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