Friday, 15 October 2010
NWG Is Smart
NWG can't reveal how she got this information, but she thought it was best to share it.
It's the text messages between Warne and Ponting. Oh yes. It really is.
Ricky: Warney, how cud u say that? My fielding positions are top x.
Warne: Ah look Ricks, just being honest. Also have to keep my twitter fans happy.
Ricky: Not OK. Am really hurt and upset. You've betrayed me x.
Warne: Stop being such a girl. Man up. If any England fans get hold of these, they'll eat u alive.
Ricky: It's about more than that and u know it. You're meant to have my back xx ;)
Warne: Your back is hairy :(
Ricky: Shut up. At least I'm not fat ;D
Warne: Fair point, but I love every single burger I eat. Chin up mate.
Ricky: It's too late for that. I've got a really bad feeling xx
Warne: That'll be the curry you ate ;)
Ricky: I mean about the Ashes. We've lost 3 in a row. It's bad x
Warne: Yeah it is. I'm enjoying it. Might write a diary and flog it post-ashes.
Ricky: Warney, I'm reaching out to you. Think my job is unsafe. xx
Warne: Don't worry mate. Worst cast scenario you'll be commentating before the year is out. It's not that hard.
Ricky: I hate you :(
Warne: Don't make stupid field decisions then.
Ricky: I'm telling Langer on you.
Warne: Now I'm really scared.
Ricky: You should be. He can be really mean.
Warne: You're mincemeat x