Friday, 15 October 2010

What Did NWG Say?

Keep the players wrapped in cotton wool. Nothing extreme. Nothing that could damage.

Nothing that could injure.

And now look what's happened.

James Anderson, spindley little thing that he is has cracked a bloody rib.

Why do they put England fans through this? NWG is now facing weeks of disturbed sleep worrying whether Jimmy's body is healing.

Are they putting him in an oxygen chamber? Did that help or hinder Rooney? NWG can't remember now...

because she is panicking.


Stani Army said...

I said it first :P

But, I think this injury was my fault. I was supposed to get Swann, but am having a few issues with the radar. Anderson's prat too though, so it's ok, but I hope I hit the mark next time.

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