Can you answer that using numbers for me? And I don't mean: T00 l0ng
Because if you're gonna be this irritating then it is only right that I contact the person who'll be sitting next to you on that flight to let them know of your irritatingness.
Nightwatchgirl's Pick of the Cricket News this week
Farewell Ricky Ponting and Michael Hussey. NWG always enjoys it when useful Australian batsmen retire, even if one of them is moody and small.
Stuart Broad is on NWG's naughty list. If she ever meets him she would like to educate him in how to be a polite human being instead of being mean to Sir Ian Botham. It's not on Stuart. And that's probably why your heel hurts. Just saying.
Of all the things to invent in the world of cricket, did we really need wickets that light up when they get hit? NWG is doubtful. The Big Bash therefore falls short in terms of innovation. She would have preferred one fielder to have springs in their shoes so they could jump really high or something equally as funny/ridiculous/dangerous.
NWG would like to advertise herself. For once. She advises you all to listen to this podcast and note all the kind things they say about NWG...
NWG would like to thank Patrick Kidd at The Times for putting NWG in the top 50 cricket blogs in the world. She is overwhelmed.
Andrew Symonds makes bold statement: "I'm in a position of responsibility and I can't live irresponsibly. I've realised that." Groundbreaking. (NWG can't bear to take this down)
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Did you see it Mare? I mean, did you see IT? It was hilarious.
Here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ueKL7LSMWU
Couple of angles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeaeCy_h32w
Oh Stani - how you have cheered NWG up. There's nothing better than seeing a player from the same team using the cricket ball as a weapon.
It cheered me up too Mare...until I realised how badly I would have wanted to be Clarke. Yes, I got jealous. Which part would you have aimed for?
Always the head Stani. Always the head.
...yeh, that's what I was thinking. The other area would have been too small a target....
ho hum, Stani.
...what's that meant to mean?
NWG is laughing Stani.
Oh.
When are you leaving?
WEDNESDAY. Holy moly.
Indeed. Time flies eh?
....except when you're gonna be on that plane. I do not envy you there Mare. How long is the flight?
Too long...
Can you answer that using numbers for me? And I don't mean: T00 l0ng
Because if you're gonna be this irritating then it is only right that I contact the person who'll be sitting next to you on that flight to let them know of your irritatingness.
How long?
Australia lose again.
Cheer
NWG is stopping in singapore which is 12 hours, then 6 hours to melbourne. Alright?
And yes Ben, woo indeed.
:) Yeh
Wasn't so hard was it?
....12 + 6 = 18...hmmm
Whichever way, NWG will be tired, bad-tempered and excited. All at the same time.
Countdown begins....
i.e will be herself.
Don't forget my bubblegum. It's a long way back and I don't want to be forcing you to return.
Have a safe journey Mare!
:)
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