I hope NWG is happy with what she has done. Those poor English/South African lads put up a brave effort after the betrayal but could only come up with 300 runs.
Oh you boys. How naughty you can be without supervision.
Firstly, NWG is not a cricket WAG. Matthew Hoggard is happily married.
Secondly, Stani although she only went to two days (two days more than you might she add), it was the fact she was in Australia that was helping England out.
For the sake of the nation, she will now be starting a fund to get her back to Oz as quickly as possible for Melbourne.
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NWG would like to advertise herself. For once. She advises you all to listen to this podcast and note all the kind things they say about NWG...
As you are all aware, NWG is actually Kate Middleton and she is soon off on her tour of North America. Fear not, she will be telling everyone the rules of cricket. Especially at the big party they are throwing for her. NWG believes that she can spread the word. Before you know it, England will be playing the US in the World Cup.
The captaincy has become ridiculous. Allowing baby-face Stuart to captain a side when he's clearly not even old enough to buy alcohol from NWG's local Anglesey Waitrose is shocking. Totes.
ENGLAND ARE WORLD TWENTY20 CHAMPIONS. OH YEAH, THEY ALSO HAVE RETAINED THE ASHES.
NWG would like to thank Patrick Kidd at The Times for putting NWG in the top 50 cricket blogs in the world. She is overwhelmed.
Andrew Symonds makes bold statement: "I'm in a position of responsibility and I can't live irresponsibly. I've realised that." Groundbreaking. (NWG can't bear to take this down)
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I hope NWG is happy with what she has done. Those poor English/South African lads put up a brave effort after the betrayal but could only come up with 300 runs.
You only watched two days anyway Mare so it can't have been you. Don't feel so bad.
I think it's more to do with this needle and box of English cricketer dolls I have.
Send the stupid wags home and bring NWG back...or the ashes are lost
Ben, could you imagine if Mare was actually a WAG and wasn't telling?! Ooof, you'd be in a bit of trouble there! :)
Let's see who she would suit though. Ummm, Collingwood maybe? (I think I just joined you on the naughty step)
NWG is Hoggard's little ho noone else.
Oof, this is where I get off mate. The naughty step is clearly not punishment enough for you :)
I think Mare may have something more like the lethal injection in store for you!
Go easy on him Mare
Oh you boys. How naughty you can be without supervision.
Firstly, NWG is not a cricket WAG. Matthew Hoggard is happily married.
Secondly, Stani although she only went to two days (two days more than you might she add), it was the fact she was in Australia that was helping England out.
For the sake of the nation, she will now be starting a fund to get her back to Oz as quickly as possible for Melbourne.
Melbourne could be a rain-affected draw if the weather keeps up. Sydney would be the one to go to.
Fine, I thought you'd take the hints but you clearly didn't miss us then.
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