You should question whether you are in fact in Australia Mare. They could have heard you were coming, sent over a spy who slipped some kind of psychosomatic drug into your carrot cake, took you to some next country on one of those extraordinary rendition things and connected you up to some kind of instrument that makes you think you're watching England do so well in Australia that it's making the Australians pray for rain.
Or you could really be in Australia and they really could be praying for rain I suppose.
Nightwatchgirl's Pick of the Cricket News this week
Farewell Ricky Ponting and Michael Hussey. NWG always enjoys it when useful Australian batsmen retire, even if one of them is moody and small.
Stuart Broad is on NWG's naughty list. If she ever meets him she would like to educate him in how to be a polite human being instead of being mean to Sir Ian Botham. It's not on Stuart. And that's probably why your heel hurts. Just saying.
Of all the things to invent in the world of cricket, did we really need wickets that light up when they get hit? NWG is doubtful. The Big Bash therefore falls short in terms of innovation. She would have preferred one fielder to have springs in their shoes so they could jump really high or something equally as funny/ridiculous/dangerous.
NWG would like to advertise herself. For once. She advises you all to listen to this podcast and note all the kind things they say about NWG...
NWG would like to thank Patrick Kidd at The Times for putting NWG in the top 50 cricket blogs in the world. She is overwhelmed.
Andrew Symonds makes bold statement: "I'm in a position of responsibility and I can't live irresponsibly. I've realised that." Groundbreaking. (NWG can't bear to take this down)
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4 comments:
They all retired. Now they are just tired. If they bat poorly tomorrow it could be time for the executioner.
No No NWG they are praying for Brains. They need someone who knows how to captain.
You should question whether you are in fact in Australia Mare. They could have heard you were coming, sent over a spy who slipped some kind of psychosomatic drug into your carrot cake, took you to some next country on one of those extraordinary rendition things and connected you up to some kind of instrument that makes you think you're watching England do so well in Australia that it's making the Australians pray for rain.
Or you could really be in Australia and they really could be praying for rain I suppose.
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