Superman, Oh No Wait, That's Wrong

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Why no, it's.......

Cricket in America.

Yes, that's right. There will be a mini-tournament in May between Sri Lanka, New Zealand, and NWG assumes, the USA.

How amusing this will be. NWG wonders if they'll bother to televise it over here, and how much Sri Lanka and New Zealand are being paid to participate.

OK, NWG Had To Mention It

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the bloody volcano. It's erupting. It's cloudy. People are stuck. Blah blah blah.

But it becomes really serious when it starts to affect the England cricket team.

How are they going to get to the West Indies in time?

Well, obviously, they're going by sea and train to Dubai. And then to Barbados. No worries on the air miles front.

What would happen if one of their sponsors wasn't Emirates, but National Rail? Or a ferry company?

NWG believes they should just fly the other way round the world.

Simples.

Good luck boys.